Jones

Verb, Noun or Adjective.

johnz

The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .

1. That guy is the best! He's totally Jones.
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!

by I am Cornholio! I need TP! April 26, 2013

jonee

...•° ۩ J0___ñ___Ξ Ξ ۩ °•...
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★

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(friendly guy)

◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►

JONEE is always friendly and pretty guy to all....

by jonee654321 January 8, 2012

Jonelis

Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.

Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"

by Eriden A. July 25, 2018

Will Jones

When you are doing absolutely dreadful in a video games

Guys you should see this I feel like Will Jones.

by Discount May 20, 2016

Jone

1. An argument in which two or more people talks about another person offensively.
2. To crack jokes about someone.
3. To offensively hurt someone else's feelings by making fun of them in front of a large crowd.

" Kevin: Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized"

Alisha: "Oh, so you wanna jone, huh? Okay, yo teeth so yellow, people be yelling taxi!"

Kevin: "You got so many bumps on yo face, I took it
for a map of a military base!"

Do you see how Kevin and Alisha make fun back and forth?
this is the definition of "JONE"

by D-Magnum April 28, 2008

jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

by alternabear December 13, 2015

jone

a term only fo D.C eria ppl .makin fun of somebody.

yo u jonein less go less go!!!!!!!!

by da southern 1 April 22, 2004