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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Jimbo Jones Shake Down

Another word for having sex with zach dunn. Obviously this have yet to occure.
I swear, i saw somebody doing the Jimbo Jones Shake down in a lazy boy at sears
by I am your FATHER April 1, 2003
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Davy Jones' Gravy

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.
I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.
by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017
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David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
by Frannie December 21, 2022
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Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.
Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.
by Tavita April 15, 2006
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Dr. Christmas Jones

A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.

She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.

By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.

Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
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