jonesing

Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.

Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

jonesing

After Jones Alley, NYC 1960's. Craving for addiction.

Jonesing for a hit

by SLBear May 16, 2010

jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends

I feel bad for him he's a jonesif

by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016

JoNeshia

The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful

Damn, you see how calm that bitch is??? She JoNeshia for real...

by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011

indiana jonesing

1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.

Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.

by Matt Kap July 8, 2007

Jonessa

Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.

Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.

by Brandon26 May 25, 2019