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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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jonse'd

When one is misled, uninformed , or contradicted in any way shape or form
"Hey man , this girl really led me on at the bar , only to tell me that she had a boyfriend back at home. i really got jonse'd"

"Bro i just bought an 8th of Obama runtz and opened the package .. and it was fucking shake. i think i got jonse'd"

"I was jaywalking, and a cop gave me a ticket even thought i told him it was completely nessicary, he really jonse'd me
by McJar November 1, 2020
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Tye Jone’d

yaaaaaaaaa!! get tye jone’d
by Stu-coop May 13, 2021
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Jimbo Jones Shake Down

Another word for having sex with zach dunn. Obviously this have yet to occure.
I swear, i saw somebody doing the Jimbo Jones Shake down in a lazy boy at sears
by I am your FATHER April 1, 2003
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Davy Jones' Gravy

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.
I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.
by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017
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David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
by Frannie December 21, 2022
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