Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Do-Jon-Eh

When Yes just isn't enough.

It is a mountain man phrase that means more YES than YES!

Geoff Culver, renowned mountain man describes this "heck yes" answer as his reply for everything that needs a definite YES.

Question - Would you like another shot of 12 year old scotch?

Reply- "Do-Jon-Eh!, make it 2"

by Culdaddy and Double August 31, 2013

De'Jon

A extreamly cute, tall, funny big dicked person, who loves getting money and having protected intercorse with females he also loves ass and breasts

That nig** De'jon fucks all my bitches, or Look at De'Jon I wish he would have protected sex with me and my bestfriend.

by Lance LV September 15, 2011

dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020