angelina jolie

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.

Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men

by HelloSidney May 12, 2008

angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Angelina Jolie

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.

I'm glad she's so kind

by KroSS October 4, 2004

Jullie

A true gift from God. An honest, carefree, and loving spirit. A sister or "sistah" to a select few. Should one befriend a Jullie, move forward with respect and leave room in your heart for she has nothing but love to give.

Jullie's are like diamonds in the sky. Should you find one, hold on tight and make a wish!

by Cats in the Cradle December 18, 2016

Jolie

Jolie is a beautiful girl, she is extremely talented and a very happy girl, she has a heart of gold and wants to make people happy alot of the time. She will always work hard for what she really wants and wont give up on it! Jolie is stunning and this often causes alot of jealousy, she is usually quite excited and happy and gives the best advice and is always there when you need her.

that Jolie girl is totally awesome

by NoahLee123 May 31, 2018

Jollimore

A brilliant, but sometimes misunderstood tribe of French Hugeonots. The Jollimores (sometimes spelled Jollymore or Jolimois) were run out of France in the 1600s and mostly relocated to the maritime provinces in Canada. The tribe is so predominent in Nova Scotia that there is a small hamlet named after them.

Most Jollimores are very creative with an above average IQ a penchant to consume large quantities of alcohol. They also tend to be very good looking, with strong jaws, dimpled chins, high cheekbones and wavy hair.

The Jollimores in North America are descendents of Pierre Jolimois.

Many Jolllimores live in Jollimore, Nova Scotia.

by hillaryj February 4, 2010

Angelina Jolie

1 word:

Perfection.

Angelina Jolie defines the word perfection.

by Suzzzana July 17, 2005