JONASIN

When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey).

That black guy is jonasin because he didn't have enough money for a 40oz. or the Cleveland RTA bus and has to walk back to the projects in -17 degree temperatures with a windbreaker on.

by Cleveland Sucks February 8, 2008

Jonaside

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.

Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.

by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011

jonasized

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.

Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.

by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008

jelasia

She’s a bad bitch most likely a porn star and will rape you

She rapped me she must be jelasia

by Lol bihh August 14, 2018

Jolain

An enfantile necrophiliac.

A jolain enjoys the sound of a baby's pelvuse cracking under pressure.

by gub123 April 7, 2009

_jonasisdaddy_

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot

_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut

by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017

Jolanitus

An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.

"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."

-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"

by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018