milk ointment

something that should be made for peeps who dont like milk. Apply to the skin for strong and healthy bones!

I need some milk ointment.

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

e-pointment

an electronic appointment made online over the internet

Would you to make an e-pointment online?
Hi, I have an e-pointment at 2pm.

by decken December 15, 2009

Bointment

A collaboration of boy and ointment. This is a multi-purpose substance used for many things including facial moisturizer, teeth whitener, hair conditioner, laundry detergent, and baby making.

Wow, Nick, all this bointment sure has been making my teeth sparkle!

I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!

by MC-Hammer- September 26, 2011

jointsmen

a craftmen of rolling joints.

the perfect joint roller.

the one and only roller of joints.

2. a craftmen in his own right of rolling and perfecting his own unique art of joints.
also, whales is the shit.

Dude james is a jointsmen.

Dude i know so is stephen.

by jointsmen1&2 June 28, 2009

Jontenter

The act of having a Jonte or Jonathan enter your body, either through the anal cavity or any other hole that a Jonte or Jonathan can fit inside

Example 1
Person 1: Oh god that video with a Jontenter was so good!
Person 2: Haven't seen it. Can you show me?

Example 2
Person 1: Jonte can you please Jontenter me?!
Jonte: Any day!

by Zitrex J August 5, 2018

Ointment

you put in on your balls

go go gadget ointment

by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

jupintment

jupintment - noun
falling in love/crushing on someone so hard that they are all you can think of. to the point where you would rather just sit there and admire everything about them rather than be productive.

Person 1: Hey, did you do anything productive today?

Person 2: no,. I've been experiencing Jupintment all day because of Alex!!

by jupiiii September 20, 2022