John Wicked

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

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John Wicking

Verb--When you throat punch someone with a gun, then unload 3 bullets in their head for good measure.

That boss of mine, some days I want to John Wicking Her.

by John Wick Fan January 28, 2017

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John wicks

Sweaty tryhards who eat there nipple hair and drink MoUnTaIn SaUcE and are obese and have kfc for BEKFAST and nipple hair for dinner

John wicks: Hoi im a john wick

Oh me two let eat nipple hair

Mmmmmmmmmmm

by Init_to_winit June 2, 2018

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John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

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John Wick Mode

When someone hurts your dog and you show no mercy

He kicked my puppy so I went John Wick Mode on him and broke his fucking neck

by That guy mike June 2, 2019

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When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.

He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.

by saugen September 26, 2018

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