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Johan / Johannes

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020
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johannyliz

A very nice and smart girl with lots of talent and passes all her classes and will be very successful in the future
Omg of course johannyliz gets a 100 on the test,she is so smart
by Alex Inoa April 19, 2019
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Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!
Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE
by Elias cp October 9, 2018
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Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020
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johanny

popular dominican name, typically a name gringos don't know how to pronounce. usually a girl with no tits but a fat ass.
I'm going to take attendance, starting with Johnny.

It's Johanny.

Ok, wow.
by th0tty August 12, 2014
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Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.
Johanne is nice.
by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019
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Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3
Johanneke is amazing
by N._<3 November 22, 2021
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