jesona

The best girl in all of the universe. She is the nicest girl ever.

I want to know a jesona

by JJest123 May 14, 2015

Joeonaim Syndrome

Frustrating disorder in which Joe Tran can read and see everything that his friends type, and yet at the same time, still ignore them, and continue playing the popular Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike.

ar4c: Hey, joe!
ar4c: hello?
- a week later -
KALIBR3: LOLZ DOOD WHAT UP

by The Cure for the Tran Research Institute December 25, 2004

joesoft

jerks off every day, so often farts tickle.
j.o.e.s.o.f.t.

OMG! joesoft happens to me everyday!

by crapneck May 9, 2008

joelong

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

by Beaver-man January 12, 2018

josonghabnida

It's a more formal way to say sorry in Korea

"Oh josonghabnida to knock you down boss:

by Sarcasticdork May 15, 2018

Johson

Another way of spelling Johnson for people who can’t spell.
Someone that will be forever lonely but has many great friends that will help them along the way.

1: Have you heard of Johson?
2: Oh him. He’s that loner over there right?
1: Yup, thats him !

by s0mEONe. July 21, 2018

joesouthward

Joesouthward is English Slang for a very specific type of person, known as a "chav"; or "roadman."
The joesouthward is an evolution of that, not only introducing chavvish qualities, but being one of the worst people alive. They have terrible management skills, and cannot write or read proper english.

Damn, Obama is such a joesouthward. That's why they look at him as an outsider.

by yurnost November 5, 2020