by vizkiz May 25, 2009
Get the joebuck mug.Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.
by Mrs. S February 23, 2008
Get the joofus mug.Joeluck (pronounced: JOHL-luk) is a rare and powerful form of luck that can be either good or bad. It is neither the positivity nor negativity that define Joeluck, but the sheer extremity and awesome power that it wields. Joeluck is often found in accordance with Joels.
a person who is a Joel: "A pigeon just so happened to keel over and die at the exact moment that I passed under the branch on which it was perched. It landed on top of my head and released its bowels one last time."
random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."
the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."
the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."
the Joel: "Sweet."
then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.
random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."
the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."
the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."
the Joel: "Sweet."
then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.
by BatJoel August 24, 2011
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Get the Joeffer mug.The divine power in the religion of Joesism.
Moo to show your respect.
Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.
Moo to show your respect.
Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.
by Keesws3469 April 4, 2022
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It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.
Simply look down at your crotch.
It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.
Simply look down at your crotch.
Watching the view with your girlfriend and your guy friend walks into the room and sees the TV.
Guy B: Whoa, dude.... who is that?
Guy A: Looks at Guy B.
Guy B: Nods.
Both: Joefundo (Both proceed to do the "Joefundo" motion)
Guy B: Whoa, dude.... who is that?
Guy A: Looks at Guy B.
Guy B: Nods.
Both: Joefundo (Both proceed to do the "Joefundo" motion)
by Ds14 October 23, 2006
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