1. A "job" refers to productive labors that fulfill a necessary societal role, provide the individual with a sense of self-worth, and often a livelihood. Jobs are subject matter for reflection upon the blessings and bounty with which we are all provided.
2. A "job" is fundamental human bondage that wastes time and resources in tasks that would more wisely not be done at all. It degrades self-worth, creates anger and hatred, sometimes enough to cause violence and crime, and endangers the life and health of the bystander and of the "employed".
2. A "job" is fundamental human bondage that wastes time and resources in tasks that would more wisely not be done at all. It degrades self-worth, creates anger and hatred, sometimes enough to cause violence and crime, and endangers the life and health of the bystander and of the "employed".
I love my job! It makes me feel needed. I'll save up for a place of my own, then, maybe, you know, buy her the ring. :D
Yeah, I got a job alright! The 'trainer' put me on a line, wouldn't give me safety equipment, doesn't answer my questions, and calls me names a lot. He said the plant is just there to lose money. I walked out.
Yeah, I got a job alright! The 'trainer' put me on a line, wouldn't give me safety equipment, doesn't answer my questions, and calls me names a lot. He said the plant is just there to lose money. I walked out.
by Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood November 28, 2010
Get the Jobmug. Something I have to do to pay my bills, but seems impossible to do without some horrible physical or emotional consequence.
Bills=immediate job necessity. But job searching includes knowing which job won't result in excruciating back, ankle, hip, or head pain, *OR* cause so much stress and confusion that I quit yet again!
by beyond irritated May 22, 2008
Get the jobmug. Something you have while working for a corporate bully and douchebag you strongly dislike who has less education than you, so you can earn money and pay for things to impress those whom you dislike even more.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008
Get the jobmug. In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
Get the jobsmug. To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".
Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.
Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.
by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007
Get the jobbedmug. by Eric February 4, 2003
Get the -jobmug. 1.What you wish you had right now, instead of looking up definitions of it.
2 It's also another term for soul taker, similar to marriage.
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2 It's also another term for soul taker, similar to marriage.
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Tom: Wanna here a cat joke.
Rolf: No, im trying to fill out applications for a job.
Tom: LOL, just kitten.
Rolf: No, im trying to fill out applications for a job.
Tom: LOL, just kitten.
by Lucrece July 9, 2012
Get the Jobmug.