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Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010
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They Took Our Jobs!

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less
Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!
by Gooback August 1, 2004
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Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 26, 2023
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Jonisa

A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.
Andy: Jonisa I can't get her out of my mind.
by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011
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Jobshite

A person who talks about their job all the time.
Person 1. Elliott is a great guy, but he talks about his job ALL the time.
Person 2. Yeah, he's a bit of a jobshite
by panzerdan September 1, 2013
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Jobin

a nickname given to the character Sydney from the character Peter in the movie I Love You, Man.
"cya pistol pete"

"cya jobin"
by e dubbs April 5, 2009
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jobim

Jobim is one of the most beautiful name that a man can ever have. A guy with a name Jobim is captivating, irreplaceable, unforgettable, beautiful, talented and near to perfection.
Jobim's always have a high self confidence, sometimes they are arrogant and sarcastic, but they are also humble. Jobim's have a good sense of humor, they are funny, cool and cute.
Jobim's are good looking, so a lot of people is falling in love with jobim. Jobim's can cook and Jobim's are athletic.

When you fall in love with jobim, it is going to be hard for you to forget them because they are perfect.
When a Jobim falls in love, they are going to do anything just for you to know his feelings. Jobim's are faithful and sincere when it comes to love. They believe in true love. they just don't want anyone to know.
When Jobim falls in love with you, you're the luckiest. don't break their heart, they deserve to be loved. Jobim's loves too hard.
"i have a crush, he looks so good. he's so funny. he never failed to make me laugh and smile. He is talented. He's perfect to me"
" wow. you are so in love! what's he's name by the way?"
"jobim"
by ariananonymous September 18, 2014
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