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johnphobia

The fear of shaving off your moustache for other detectives.
Did you hear that john revealed he has johnphobia to mary.”
by Dickandballtorture February 11, 2024
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Juraphobia

The fear of old, overweight and autistic dwarven men. Especially applies when they love trains and have a neckbeard.
"Dude, I heard Lucas has Juraphobia!"

"Guess I cant play deep rock galactic with him."
by flowwy December 13, 2024
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Joemaphobia

An intense fear of having to interact with an undesirable person.
That guy gives me a case of Joemaphobia.
by JuiceJake July 17, 2025
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Reverse Johnaphobia

The intense fear that your balls will not be tickled by John
I sure hope I don’t contract Reverse Johnaphobia
by I’m not gay I just like men November 4, 2021
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