Joaquin

Bathroom picture taker

That guy keeps being a joaquin!

by muckgaming September 2, 2021

Joaquin

A sexy ass Filipino 13 year old

Hot 13 year old girl: Joaquin’s so hot I wanna stick my melons in his face!!!!

by [ENTER NAME] March 20, 2020

Joaquin

he is usually very asian and is very athletic. He tends to brag about himself but he is a really cool guy. Definitely not a ladies man but will get a girl once and a while. He is a fairly handsome fellow.

Look! It that kid Joaquin! He's sorta cool.

by urmom0817 January 29, 2017

Joaquin

One of the gayest, sexiest, and homosexual person you know. He is bi and likes men and women. Willing to go both ways and is really great in bed. He can be abusive but if you buy him a happy meal he will calm down. He's got one if the biggest damn schlongs that I know and I seen it.

Oh my god look at Joaquin, I want to suck his schlong.

by Dat 1 dude December 17, 2021

Joaquin

Joaquin is a dumb guy , that can't get any girls.

Your such a Joaquin

by blu3panda55 November 27, 2016

Joaquin

A man that pulls 0 bitches

Joaquin pulls no bitches

by Bruhlord4567 November 30, 2021

Joaquin

He's that one guy who you just wanna fuckin curb stomp every time you see his horrendous face.

DO YOU WANT ME TO CURB STOMP YOU YOU ARE BEING A JOAQUIN

by Jookin lupine March 22, 2017