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Joan Jett

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A kick ass rocker who started in a band called The Runaways.She was 15.One of the best kick ass rockers ever.She let people see that grrrls can play rock n roll.Without giving a damn about what people think.She was in movies like Light of DAy,Boogie Boy,and so on.She's been on t.v. shows.She played warped tour,and rocked peoples socks.She is 46 and still kicking ass.Born with the name Joan Marie Larkin.She loves rock n roll,and thats never going to change.Plays a gibson melody maker.Her voice just sends shivers down peoples spines.She really seems to love her fans,unlike other rockstars.She is just the best...She sure don't give a damn about ther bad reputation.
The coolest grrrl ever.The most awesome rocker.Joan Jett is the best ever.
by jetthead Lyn-Z November 7, 2006
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Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Joan Collins special

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n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.
Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006
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A sweet and popular girl who has great physical characteristics, but is not defined by them due to her strengths in other fields, such as arts or photography. May occasionally color their hair, but not in an overly-done fashion.
Oh man, check out that girl who's hosting her exhibition, she looks like a total Janset.
by Axis_Op April 30, 2021
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Joana Ceddia

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A YouTuber who makes vlogs and funny videos. Got famous from a video where she did a DIY on Emma Chamberlain's High Key Clothing.
Joana Ceddia: Excuse You?
by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu September 24, 2018
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joana is the type of women who likes to have fun and dance all night long and can really drink all day , joana is the type of women who is really nice and honest and funny , beautiful thats why everybody wants to be friends with her. This joana will beat the crap out of you if you disrespect her or her family , this joana is short but she can fuck any guy or girl up if you talk shit about her just be ready to get fuck up
this joana is always on point on anything . if you find someone name

joana keep her & never let her go
because she wont find anyone amazing as her.
joana is an amazing person she will fight for what she loves.
by blue303 July 18, 2014
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Leather jeans

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Best thing a confident fit man or woman can wear irregardless of their orientation or style, if they can pull it off properly and have a nice physique for it. Extremely popular in the 1960-1980s as worn on the streets, they got a bad name for straight men and even straight women in the US and the UK as unanimously (wrongly) associated with LGBT/gay culture.

They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.

They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.

If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.

On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.

There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!

Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?

Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.

Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
by leatherjeans September 8, 2013
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