Jizzonometry

Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.

You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.

Why not?

Since it's military grade jizzing

by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019

Jizzoo

After receiving a large shot of Jizz into your anus, you need to poo it back out in the form of a Jizzoo

After that massive anal cream pie I couldn’t shake the feeling I was going to shit my pants… it was sorted after a Jizzoo cleared me out

by Silvery fox June 20, 2021

Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.

What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

Jizzmonster

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011

Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jizzoint

prison

oh shit, were goin to the jizzoint this time.

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003