jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

gimme-jizzing

To go gimme-jizzing is for one to go around asking men to ejaculate upon them.

Carmen didn't feel pretty one night, so she put on a dress and went out gimme-jizzing until she got slimed on.

by lil_sacko August 25, 2021

Jizzing

getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzingabout something.
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'

im jizzing about his party on Friday!

by the samiad March 4, 2009

Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

by Magicoa October 24, 2009