Jizzhad

When you unload on a chicks face and discretely use her hijab to wipe it up

"Fuck yeah I unloaded on her face, luckily I was able to Jizzhad her before the stoning"

by jewhadmeathello March 11, 2015

jizzamapoo

When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.

Guy: Hey baby that was some mad ass sex we just had.
Girl: Yeah it was, but now im going to have jizzamapoo

by lonestar May 27, 2004

Jizzlamic

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

jizzamagoo

a word made up by 73# |_|1332 1337. aka matt. an insult, also meaning "loser, yugioh nerd, or buttplug"

look at that loser, i think his name is dan. what a jizzamagoo.

by louizzle January 25, 2004

jizzam

when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam

bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam

by monroeuknow March 3, 2010

jizzamine

The Anglo-Saxon spelling of jizz. Typically only used by intellectuals that want to maintain a degree of casualness whilst conversing

I truly slathered her back with my paling jizzamine.
When my father passed, he was ecstatic at his post, his hair bedewed with his master’s jizzamine.

by Not Boosung January 17, 2018

Jizzlam

A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.

Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.

Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.

Sorry, Ben can’t goon at our jerknite tonight, it’s November and he’s a Cumslim

Jizzlam be like

by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025