Jiggawatt

A monster that resides in a CPU. Shining light on the processor will increase the size of the Jiggawatt, thereby making your computer faster. Always have a mirror on hand in case the Jiggawatt gets too large - a Compact Disc will do - as the Jiggawatt only retreats when shown an image of itself. A Jiggawatt is affected by the number of Hertz in your motherboard. Sellotaping disc drives to yourself upsets the balance of the Hertz and makes it safe to approach the Jiggawatt.

"Dave donned his suit of disc drives, grasped his CD and prepared to fight the Jiggawatt.

by Dr C Niall DeMencha March 4, 2014

jiggawatt

the amount of energy uselessly expended each day by a single fucktard

"You fucktard, I bet you burned a whole jiggawatt coming up with that stupid ass idea."

by kydstyky February 5, 2014

jiggawatt

Unit of measure, used to describe how enjoyable something may be. Derived from rap artist Jay-Z's frequently employed euphemism "jigga."

"Yo, dat dime piece kickin like 500 jiggawatts up in dis piece."

by mc ca$hmir March 13, 2003

Jiggawatt

Another term for a useless nigger

“Hey man, mind if I eat this last slice?”
“Boi, if you don’t getcho jiggawatt ass outta here, Ima beat the shit outta ya”

by BigDickNameNotRicck February 11, 2018

jiggawatt

An unkind/prejudicial word for a black person from the Los Angeles subburb of Watts?

Hey, isn't that jigg-a-watts resident?

by Yeah right, I wanna live! May 8, 2003

Jizzalante

A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another

I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library

There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Jizzanator

Jizzanator is the definition of James G Gallegos S samuel J jr, The Jizzanator means you use your power for the JIZZ and only the JIZZ, It means that your power is so treacherous that it makes your jizz spout out. "If you have to ask what jizz is, you'll never know" Louis Armstrong. You thought i was feeling you that jizza a munch. jizz an eater he ate it for lunch.

Dang did you see that one guy with a bean bag build... hes definitaly a Jizzanator.

by fartgot September 6, 2022