I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
by eagle777 March 12, 2008
by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003
1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
by Nettled October 22, 2003
someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton
your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
2) bill clinton
your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 23, 2004
Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.
Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
Know it all but not really.
Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
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by Big Daddy August 16, 2003