Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson

"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."

Jimmy Johnson by bigboss204 March 13, 2019

Pull a Jimmy 

Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)

Is my first time dating an older woman and she asked me to pull a Jimmy

Pull a Jimmy by KofiOnEarth February 5, 2023

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Jimmy Two-Shoes 

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

Jimmy Two-Shoes by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013

Jimmy Neutron 

When you're about to bust a nut on a girls forehead and you yell out, "brain blast!" As you bust.

Brandon Jimmy Neutroned Jenny the other day and I could hear him yelling brain blast from outside of his house!

Jimmy Neutron by B stoich the ruler April 7, 2015

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

Jimmy Struthers by dvwinner December 27, 2011

jimmy jerk 

A Jimmy jerk is where your watching Jimmy Neutron and beating your meat.

Oh hey man wanna go watch jimmy neutron. Nah man you going to jimmy jerk on my couch.

jimmy jerk by [e-mail] June 10, 2018