Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Jimmered

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

Person #1: Yeah he dropped 49 on us and the rest of the team only scored 14....
Person #2: You got Jimmered.
Person #1: Totally Jimmered.

by Baller42 February 20, 2011

jimmern

The sexiest man alive. He can easily make chicks, except for if he's gay.
Unfortunately for most women, people nicknamed "Jimmern", is very often gay or bisexual.

But, if you can find a straight so called "Jimmern", you got nothing to lose.

Jimmern sexy man

by NigguhInThaHouse November 28, 2013

jimmory

A tall light skin guy who's really cute. Who wants to be a police officer to fight crime. A jimmory is trustworthy and also weird in a good way. Also a jokester. One more thing, a jimmory also has a really big dick that would have your legs weak for weeks.

Her: I'm kinda crushing on jimmory but he's my best friend and I don't want to make it awkward and tell him.

Friend: I know how you feeling but if you know things will be awkward then don't tell jimmory.

by S jay.. May 15, 2016

Jimmer Jammer

A catch phrase commonly referring to a guy's manhood

that fupa queen might have kankles like an elephant, but she sucks a mean jimmer jammer!

why don't you put your soft sweet hands on my jimmmmaaaaa jaaammmmaaaaa ?

by codeju June 29, 2004

jim jimmer

Another term for spilff or type of cigarette containing weed.

dude, can i skin up a fat jim jimmer

by Tom jimmy June 29, 2007

lil jimmer

Getting drunk at a party and sucking on helium balloons.

He did so many lil jimmers we thought he was a munchkin.

by hornyfarmer February 4, 2010