Dum Dum Jimmy Sum

The act of receiving a blow job from a chinese girl while a mongolian girl is rubbing on your balls.

I was relaxing at the club getting a lil' Dum Dum Jimmy Sum....

by ByeRunDee July 13, 2012

jimmy woods

(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback

(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback

origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.

Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."

2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."

Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.

by ThreeArrows November 9, 2008

Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson

"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."

by bigboss204 March 13, 2019

Pull a Jimmy

Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)

Is my first time dating an older woman and she asked me to pull a Jimmy

by KofiOnEarth February 5, 2023

Jimmy Kimmel

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013

jamayra

An amazing, and fun person to be around. She also is very smarty, pretty, and has a big booty. But you DON'T wanna get on her bad side.

Jamayra's amazing, I wish I was like her.

by njhvhhjbj December 6, 2017