Jibber Jabbers

The floppy part of a dogs lips/snout.

Mastiffs, Great Danes, Labs and other breeds have JIBBER JABBERS.

Look at that dawgie’z jibber jabbers!

He got dem jibber jabbazzzz

JIB JAB JIBBA JABBUZZZ

by Not Seann November 5, 2020

holy jibber jabbers

an expression used when u see a fat person, or if theres too much of something(ex.to much poop in the toilet)

holy jibber jabbers
(there was a fat kid walking by...)

by captian retardoX2 January 10, 2009

jibber jabbed

Noun jib-er jab-bed. To mock, or make fun of an individual whom is dressed in extreme motor cycle gear. Usually tends to be living or around a desert. and must drive a baja style lifted ( only in the front colin) toyota tacome with fender flares all around. metal mulissha sticker possibly may adorn the rear window.

12:45 CHILLNHR: you straight Jibber Jabbed me...

by punching ghandi July 27, 2009

Meat Jabber

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.

"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.

by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012

Fleece Jibber

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

by xacy December 2, 2011

Bus Jibber

The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a pro football quarterback.

Bus Jibber is great at trucking. Of course, that's because one of his distant relatives is a truck.

by RamRancher20 January 30, 2021

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009