jonatan

a very gay person who also wants to suicide

oh you saw a jonatan, he must be going to the roof

by SugomaDeez123 October 6, 2021

joonatan

a joonatan is a virgin

i was going to hook up with a guy last night but i discovered he was a joonatan

by forsenbee January 30, 2018

johnatan ayala

He's an amazing friend and his album is dropping August 33rd be ready and he has a huge penis and he probabaly fucked yo bitch

Johnatan Ayala fucked my bitch

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner March 30, 2018

jhonathan's mother

jhonathan's mother is having a baby. And dating with yod.

jhonathan's mother is having a baby!! She is giving birth!! She is giving birthh!!
:O
(+_+)

by Imeka April 16, 2018

Johnatan Galindo

little kids or teens with a goofy pfp that is trying to make kids play the blue whale challenge or teens scaring kids online because they have nothing in life better to do

Girl 1: Yesterday i got messaged by johnatan galindo..
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.

by The mochi gabs 12 July 28, 2020

johnatan

a bad way to spell Johnathan

Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"

by dovethebird December 2, 2020

Jehonatan

Bruh he'll literally make that pussy wet the second you see him. Even though he's one of those popular kids and every girl likes him, he's still worth it, so keep in touch ;) (unless he's gay...)

Da fuq you lookin' up this loser's name for? But if you really need to know, I insist. Jehonatan is the hottest guy ever, but you'll never get a chance to see him 'cause he's mine bitches.
Though, there's only one of him, so...

Sorry ladies, he's mine >:)

by anonymous December 4, 2020