Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016

jazzed

Juiced, excited, happy. A WAY BETTER WORD FOR JUICED.

Sara: are you jazzed for the homecoming game??

abbey: too jazzed!!!!

by mrphillipsbhs October 15, 2011

Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

jazzed up

1.To be really excited about something that is not worth getting excited over.
2.What you look like after bukkake.
3.Past tense of sexual exhilaration.
4.The stimulating feeling before an ejaculation

1.Avvampato said we all gotta get "Jazzed Up" for Red Ribbon Week.
2.Crystal coulnd't open her eyes because she was all jazzed up.
3.Ryan got jazzed up the night before.
4.While crying and masturbating, Cuban felt jazzed up.

by Pelfrey May 1, 2005

Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005