Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

JESTACY

It sounds like a drug, it has similar effects to a drug, but the irony is that its not actually a drug. When you've high on life, and everyone else suspects you're on drugs, Thats when you're on JESTACY

-"Dude, are you on drugs?!"
-"if you count JESTACY- i'm high on life!"

by Tiffany & Co January 27, 2009

JewSA

To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.

We're living in the JewSA,

by jaffaw October 18, 2009

Jewsbag

Represents a Jewish guy who is a douchebag.

This guy sitting next to me in temple was texting during the service; he was such a Jewsbag.

by J-Vogz June 4, 2014

Jewsday

The day of the Jews

Happy Jewsday, man!

by Wubwubwubweeb April 20, 2019

jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life June 30, 2009

jewstorm

a literal storm of jews.

It was a total jewstorm.
You totally jewstormed me!

by naughtydog1990 February 5, 2010