jewtastic

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

by Drew February 27, 2004

jewnastics

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

Jewasian

The offspring of Veraycute the Asian and Aaron the Jew. The child has amazing hair, but a very odd nose. They are a piano prodigy and enjoy long hours of studying. They also like wolves.

When I grow up I want to make jewasians.

by Portuasian May 12, 2010

jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.

Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.

by TelynAgain February 8, 2014

Jewlack

An individual typically of Jewish and Polish decent and common to southern Poland or Germany. A slang term not meant to be derogatory in nature.

His friends referred to Tim as their Jewlack friend.

by BubbaRay 111 September 6, 2019

jewrassic

relating to or denoting the second period of the Holohoax era.

Jew numbers fell significantly at the end of the jewrassic.

by AnonDoxy January 16, 2023

Jewpaste

Mustard gas toothpaste given to poor jews

Around six million people prefer Jewpaste over Crest

by Kanyelover912 August 13, 2023