When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.
Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.
by reghog August 1, 2007
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"JewLo recognizes that the Jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture.... JewLo believes that sexuality and religion are not incompatible.... Jew.Lo gives props to zaftig Jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish"
"JewLo recognizes that the Jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture.... JewLo believes that sexuality and religion are not incompatible.... Jew.Lo gives props to zaftig Jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish"
by OneFineJew September 25, 2005
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by anonymous1235813 February 25, 2010
Get the jewlee mug.When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.
He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!
by MarkleBear December 10, 2010
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Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.
Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.
What are you all doing for the 4th of Jewlie?
I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie
I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie
by BigNTasty January 8, 2005
Get the Jewlie mug.A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.
Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock
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Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock
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by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009
Get the Gaybino Black Jewlock mug.originally a mix of Jew and Catholic. Now, it has devolved into a form of foreplay involving a full wallet and lacking protection.
by Kit Falco August 18, 2008
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