jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.

Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.

by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010

Jewbaru

When any person of the Jewish religion drives a Subaru of any kind the car is automatically referred to as: the Jewbaru or a Jewbaru.

You like my new Subaru Legacy?
Your such a Jew, lets take this Jewbaru for a ride and hot box it.

by Large Talon June 3, 2011

Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010

jewbeque

A barbeque in which Jewish people gather to eat Kosher food. Foods include Hebrew National hot dogs and 100% kosher beef hamburgers. Money is thrown around as well.

Hey you guys going to the jewbeque? All the shiksas will be there.

After shule lets hit the jewbeque.

Mortaki missed the jewbeque. What a schlimazel!!!

by mdj9908 September 3, 2010

Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

by Charter Smith May 21, 2006