Jewpac Kippur

Refined from the legendary Tupac Shakur (rip 1996), Jewpac Kippur is a friendly and non-gang related word to call your Jewish homeboi

Christian: Yo Jewpac, whats crackin

Jewpac Kippur: n2m Christian

Naked girl: Jewpac, lets do the dradle spin and reverse menorah sequentially

Jewpac Kippur: Ok, but i gotta do some hip hop dancing to get in the mood, shalom in the home

by Corey C October 29, 2007

jewpew

jewpew is an informal question meaning "game plan", "whats up", "what are you doing?" It is sometimes used as an informal, casual greeting in itself.

person 1: jewpew
person 2: spark up, post up, drink up
person 1: ohhh shiit
person 2: yea, jewpew?
person 1: post up at the cave, possibly cop some brew
person 2: nice, aite later
person 1: peace

by mastap8823 December 9, 2008

jewplicated

When one's life becomes complicated by the dating of multiple Jewish men.

I went out with Raphael last night, but I think I'm going to go out with Ethan tonight - my life is so jewplicated!

by GeraldLVR January 10, 2010

jewpid

a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.

that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.

by itsrake August 10, 2016

Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewperior

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.

You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.

by The Jewperior August 23, 2011

Jewpocalypse

The Jewpocalypse is the apocalypse like event that will occur in 2012. Much like the Holocaust that happened in the 1940's. In this event, the Jewish community will rise up and attempt to take over the Non-Jews of the world. In this, the most blue-eyed blond haired people will instinctively rise up as leaders of the Non-Jews. So, in other words, befriend many Aryans while you can. The Mayan interpretation is only a cover up for the somewhat Anti-Semitic Jewpocalypse.

GUY: So, have you heard about the Jewpocalypse?
GIRL: What the hell is that?
GUY: Oh, it's the end of the world.

by Apple Simpson September 6, 2009