Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016