jesuskinnie._

The best mutual that you will ever have. (It's xem tik tok user name)

Person #1: who's your favourite mutual?
Person #2: Oh! It's jesuskinnie._

by Maxim_l0l June 11, 2021

jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.

Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!

by metriodz March 13, 2011

Jesstine

A very strange person who enjoys cupcakes and rain. They are usually up at 2 a.m. standing in a rain shower screaming the lyrics to their favorite songs. Do not be confused and think it is poetry.

Jim : Who is that jesstine standing in the rain?

Lyss: The girl down the block who enjoys cupcakes.

by Oriana Jesstine May 11, 2008

Justining

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them

Neither one, he's justining both of them

by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

Jesusing

a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.

Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!

by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010

Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs

me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!

by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015

Justining

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.

Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.

by Wet backington May 4, 2020