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jesusraptor

the most amazing jesus of them all
the jesusraptor!
also known less commonly as "JesusRaptorRex"
turn on the discoball! put on your dancing shoes! its jesusraptor time! shick-a-shick-a-shickshickshick
by MEGAN.AND.CARISSA! February 24, 2008
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Jesusbread

Bread made at Jesus house south of texas just on the mexican side of the border close to a border city of your choice.
Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.
by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017
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jesuscrist

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.
Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...
by I don't even know kids June 6, 2018
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Jesserene

A sweet, shy girl but once you get to know her she is funny and awesome. She short but that won’t stop her from working it. She is one of those girls who always brings a lunchbox to school from Vera Bradly. In 1st period she is quite but in 2nd period she is wild and crazy. She LOVES gymnastics and she’s really good at it too. She replaces her “r” with a “w”. She is always wearing a hoodie and leggings.
Jesserene
by Hithere_Helloperson February 4, 2020
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jesuscreel

Someone who pretends to be a thug but really scared to admit he beat guys off so they would beat him up
Bro you were a Jesuscreel by eating the cops ass.
by Lil joker February 16, 2021
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Jesser

A genius lovely responsable soft warm-hearted man who is always willing to help you. He is special he is unique. Whenever you stare at him, at his perfect eyes, you would feel how lucky you are to stand by his side. The vibe he spreads, the laughter he causes, the feeling of safety he manages to offer would make of you the luckiest alive and that's why making new friends was never a challenge for him.As sociable as a Jesser is, he loves his stability and finds comfort in consistency. But his biggest flex is his intellect. The way he sees things, the way he reacts to things and the way he behaves with others translate a long journey with life, full of experiences and lessons. He is much more mature than his age and he would probably make you live the best days of your life. When you know him, there is no come back. You can just love him and appreciate how WONDERFUL he is, feel blessed everyday for his existence.
In a crouded world, I would only be with jesser. he is my happy place.
by jdudu81616h November 21, 2021
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jesused outt

becoming completely obsessed with jesus just because your friends are
laken whats up with all these stupid kids that are getting all jesused outt
by Erikakathleenman October 16, 2008
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