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Jessica

Jessica is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Rooooooooooot66 January 19, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person
1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome
by Brax240 December 15, 2020
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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
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Jessiegasm

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!
"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"
by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011
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Jessie Paege

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.
by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018
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Jessica Biel

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.
fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing
by urban12323 June 15, 2014
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Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.
Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.
by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019
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