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Jesselyn

This name is a kind,funny,awesome,weirdo person you’ll ever meet she really cares about people.she would be a wounderfull girlfriend.shes sooooo pretty and amazing.
I would love to have a jesselyn in my life
by Catgirl9999 October 27, 2018
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New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
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Jesse Lacey

Jesse Thomas Lacey. Lead singer of the band Brand New. Witty rhymes and metaphors are the foundation of the lyrics that Lacey has ridden to fame over the years. Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu, The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. Before Brand New, he played in The Rookie Lot, featuring fellow Brand New bassist Garrett Tierney and drummer Brian Lane as well as future MovieLife members. Previous to this, he had a short spell in Taking Back Sunday where he played bass and backing vocals on old records.
by Chris M. Thomas July 2, 2007
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Jesse Pinkman

A character in the show "Breaking Bad." He has a tough exterior and looks somewhat menacing, but he is actually quite sensitive. He is uneducated but has a lot of street-smarts. Jesse has been addicted to many drugs (including meth) but has also gone through rehab a few times. He is thought of as "dreamy" to most girls. He talks in playful slang.
That Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character!
by TwilightPrincess April 24, 2012
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jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.
"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."
by RAS8325 February 7, 2008
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by TripleAron May 17, 2022
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New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
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