Jessen

A whale of a girl. very annoying. also responds to whale calls like in finding nemo. also will lunge across the room for food.

example of a jessen; watching finding nemo and eating popcorn, the whale will hear the calls from Dory and burst through your wall like the kool-aid man and eat all yo stuff.

by pussy monster chopper May 8, 2013

jesseandmike

A awesome youtube channel with the 2 Brothers jesse garlfield and Mike garlfield

Dude 1: Yo man who this jesseandmike channel in your subscriptions Dude 2: The best sketch channel ever

by Xerolight April 1, 2021

Jessan

Jessan really in other dimensional person who is hard to understand but people think they understand him!!

It's really hard to get closer to jessan

by Paul thomas November 23, 2021

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jessiana

Jessiana tall, funny, beautiful, and a big stoner. She’s usually one of the guys and loves to party. She’s also big hearted and has a curly haired side kick with glasses. But don’t fuck with her she’ll fuck you over

Oh Jessiana she is so fun to chill with!

by Jess_421 November 2, 2019

Jessanne

Lips, that are perfect for sucking dick, they look like they would make the dude cum in 2 minutes flat.

Look at her Jessanne's, those are just right!

by Demarkus Jackson March 8, 2009

Jessanya

The prettiest brunett in the entire world. I love her so much and she is the most beautiful person that I have ever look upon. I want to do her so badly but I know she is too good for me and she knows it even though she has kissed me. I love her and she is perfect.

Me: Hey man have you see Jess?
Bro: You mean Jessanya?
Me: Ya
Bro: Dude how could I miss her? She is right there.
Me: Oh damn.

by football21 September 6, 2010