When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.
"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."
by - D January 9, 2009
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Get the jerked-off mug.An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
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Get the jerted mug.When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.
Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”
Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”
Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”
by Project6195 July 13, 2020
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Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
Get the When's the last time you jerked off? mug.hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm
by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011
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