vomit jerker

a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ

ugh, dan is such a vomit jerker!

by orsasm April 22, 2011

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Ninja Jerker

One who constantly masturbates and is amazingly never caught or interrupted while doing so.

Woah, Timmy is such a ninja jerker, I'm surprised that little giblet hasn't been caught by his mom.

by 1337 sauce August 26, 2007

phantom jerker

One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.

Credit to Ashley

"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."

by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010

Jerker

Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose

"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator

by zackydiesel October 28, 2011

jervelle

a really nice person. Always there for you when you need help and loyal af. She'll tell you shit to your face but never behind your back because she's that genuine. She's a;so sarcastic af and usually a Sagittarius.

Boy: She's such a JERVELLE
Girl: Don't be mad because she told you you're doing shit to your face

by thelight_thedark December 3, 2017

sour jerker

a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.

When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.

rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker

by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004