jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway

That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.

by Dave K July 23, 2004

Jersey Mike's

The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said

Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's

by Nickanigga April 14, 2010

Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

Jersey Shore Whore

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.

by Mariann14 August 20, 2010

Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction

That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him

by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008

Ramsey New Jersey

Ramsey, Nj is quite an interesting town... This is the town where kids act much older than they are and all hang out “in town” on weekends and after school. Most of the boys (especially 8th grade) all drool over any girl that has an ass or tits. lots of the kids have great personality’s but u have to get to know them first or they’re just gonna be salty bitches. the kids spend lots of time at places like “cars” “anthony franco’s” “walgreens” and the ramsey high school field. At the field most girls who guys think are “thicc” get asked to “hu” as they call it. When you go to town your always going to see some pedophiles, girls making cringy “TikToks” and boys vaping. Most of the kids are in 7th, 8th or high school. Most of the kids that hang out in town are usually from ramsey but kids from other nearby towns such as Upper Saddle River, Saddle River, Allendale, and Oakland also hang out with their Ramsey friends. Cops will sometimes show up but parents usually have no idea what’s going on. in early May all the kids go to the nearby private schools carnival and usually are all high there and the girls dress like thots and hu with any both that’s down. This is quite an interesting town that everyone should see...

person one: hey wanna go to town (ramsey new jersey) with me today?
person two: ye sure be there in 15

by 02496 April 22, 2019