New Jersey Turnpike 

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

New Jersey Turnpike by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New jersey turnpike 

It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.

I got her drunk last night and totally took her to the New Jersey Turnpike, if you catch my drift!

New jersey turnpike by mrssnuts March 27, 2011

new jersey turnpike 

the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.

White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!

Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.

new jersey turnpike by McDizzle March 29, 2004

New Jersey Turnpike 

Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.

Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."

Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"

New Jersey Turnpike by Bubba Fly March 11, 2007

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The New Jersey Turnpike Special by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

New Jersey Turnpike 

When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.

Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.

New Jersey Turnpike by Call Me Johnson August 13, 2016

New Jersey Turnpike 

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown

Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

New Jersey Turnpike by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023