Historically 

Right in the pasticles 😖

Hym "That's a thing I've done historically. And they are going down over time so for all you know I'm directly responsible. As a matter of fact, I take full credit. Good job me."

Historically by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Historically Correct

When something historically is shown, and it wasn't altered by any person or group.

The video game Kingdom Come deliverance portrays an accurate description of Bohemia, it is Historically Correct.

Historically Correct by Poxnaximus October 9, 2018

Historically Women's College 

Abbreviated as HWC. A term coined to reflect the changing environments of many colleges and universities that either formerly or currently only accept cisgender women. Referring to something as an HWC can either mean that it's now co-ed, that their policies regarding gender non-conforming and nonbinary individuals are more relaxed, or as a way to recognize the fact that not everyone who attends a college branded as "a women's college" is necessarily a woman.

Students attending a Historically Women's College often end up owning multiple pairs of sandals.
Hollins is by far the best Historically Women's College!

Historically Women's College by 33ratsinatrenchcoat December 5, 2020

Historically Near-Sighted 

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.

July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.

Historically Near-Sighted by d00dd00d February 5, 2010

Historically Attractive 

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

Historically Attractive by John mojo January 29, 2021

Historically Attractive 

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

Historically Attractive by John mojo January 30, 2021

Historical Tiddy 

Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.

Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy.

Historical Tiddy by The Fair Folk March 3, 2021