jerboi

1.) Your man. Or, your friend.

2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.

"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."

"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"

"Jerboi is blowing it."

"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"

by typoscura April 18, 2010

jerkbros

horny guys who jerk off togehter

me and my college roomie were jerkbros for almost four years

by whack addict February 9, 2014

jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 8, 2008

Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

Jerkworm

An annoying person; someone who pisses you off, or steals your shit.

"That Jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when I came to his house for dinner that evening!"

by ForceBreaker January 14, 2015

Jerkgonomics

The study to create the perfect beat off position that will provide ample leverage while maintaining proper spinal alignment.

He used proper jerkgonomics to ensure that his 19 hour beat session would leave him injury free.

by Mule5000 June 16, 2016

Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009