Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

Jedi Jerking

Pleasuring yourself with your mind just like a Jedi would.

Guy:"Do you know what i did yesturday"

Dude:"No what?"

Guy:"I was Jedi Jerking next to your mom"

by NHViolator January 16, 2014

Jerking off

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

by CTQH June 5, 2018

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

Sleep Jerking

Sleep jerking is an unfortunate chronic condition where a person will unconsciously pound one out.

This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.

Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.

by Nate James February 20, 2009

car jerking

The act of mastrubte while you are in the middled of a traffic jam.

This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!

by lemonvodk November 1, 2009

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017