Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

jenissa

Jenissas are hot, classy as hell and terrifying. Spirit of a pittbull. If a Jenissa catches you talking shit prepare yourself for tears. She is a confrontational fighter who will protect anything and anybody that she believes in. Especially animals, a Jenissa has never met an animal that she doesn't like. And although she may act tough, she has a huge heart for those that she loves.

Oh fuck dude, there's Jenissa, she is dressed like a model but still looks like she might fight me.

by FerdinandMcguire December 6, 2016

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.

The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.

by Bed time August 9, 2010

jeniah

Cute,chill adorable, a slutty virgin, has awesome hair,a good lover and good a friend jeniah's are good to had in your life! Can be childish but can be serious when need to be. Loved my everyone and is easy to talk to. Most cases she's a cuttie with a booty!!

Man look at Jeniah I wish I could talk to her but I'm to shy.

Damm she's has a booty wish she was mine...

She's so adorable must be a Jeniah

by Babygirll💓♾ June 22, 2015

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

janisha

A very short but kinda tall pretty girl who had a good heart but she will kill you if you get into her bad side . janisha is mostly Puerto Rican or black , she is usually very chill and outgoing but she is a very very very shy girl , A janisha is a true friend and will be there for u anytime even if your someone who did her the baddest, Janisha has a lot of friends and a lot of people love and care about her , if janisha has a boyfriend she’ll do anything for him and people will think she is dumb for doing things for a man she loves but that how big of a heart A janisha has , her hair is always good and she dosent try to be others she dresses like her self and actes like her self ,A janisha is not really a fighting person but if she has to she will , a lot of boys want janisha but she will do anything for just one janisha is a very loyal girl and she is one of the best people you will meet

Friend 1: hey janisha is a VERY good friend you should try to talk to her

Friend2: I don’t know I don’t like good friends

Friend 3:your missin out because she is lit and good and very pretty

Friend 4 : she gotta nice butt

by Tifgang April 10, 2019