aks jeeves

A flash game found primarily on ebaumsworld. It pokes humor at black men, involving the ask jeeves "ask" button, though spelled aks. When the button is pressed, the black man dressed as a butler spouts off language. Temporary gratification, though funny sometimes.

Now I KNOW you ain't talking to me.
Shut the f**k up motherf****r.

by Huked Onn Foniks October 10, 2004

JENEE

UNUSUAL, SMELLS DELICIOUS! NEVER TURNS DOWN A PARTY! FREE-SPIRITED, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SPIRIT IS YOURS TO ABUSE !! SHE HAS AN AMAZING SENSE OF HUMOR, BUT WILL NOT HESITATE TO USE VIOLENCE TO CONVEY THE MEANING OF THE WORDS SHE'S TRYING TO GET YOU TO COMPREHEND! OCCASIONALLY IS RUBBED THE WRONG WAY BY THE WORDS THAT YOU SAY(BUT YOU SAID IT WRONG DANG IT!) JENEE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END AND GETS HER WAY! AND IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU THE FIRST TIME, STAY THE HELL OUTTA HER FACE! (SHE JUST MIGHT PUNCH YOU) BUT SHE'LL BE OPEN MINDED ABOUT THE PUNCHING-ANY BODY PART WILL DO

THAT GUY WOULDN'T LEAVE HER ALONE, SO SHE PULLED A JENEE AND KNOCKED HIM OUT!!!

by MISSMOMMAOF3 February 3, 2010

Jeeves Phenomenon

That feeling you get when you wonder how you ever survived without something/someone and have difficulty remembering your life before it/them.

The name refers to P.G Wodehouse's characters Reginald Jeeves and Bertie Wooster. Jeeves was Bertie's butler and soon, Bertie became so dependant on Jeeves that he wondered how he got along without him.

My dad: I use the internet so much these days, I wonder how we kept in touch before it was invented.

Me: Yeah dad, it's a real Jeeves Phenomenon.

by Bertie Wooster247 January 20, 2013

Jeeves

A fear of checking your bank account

Damn, after buying all those rounds at the bar last night I got jeeves.

by ratchet.rikki September 25, 2018

Jeeves

Man who tucks Bertie Wooster in at night

what-ho, Jeeves!

by ND April 23, 2004

Ask Jeeves

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003