"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
by balaala June 18, 2024
Get the jelq maxermug. A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024
Get the Mavin Street Jelqing Jivemug. stretching that thang out
by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024
Get the jelqingmug. by Freakyfreak67 May 1, 2025
Get the Jelq mastermug. kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai
bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS
kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing
bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS
kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing
bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024
Get the jelqingmug. A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023
Get the Jeffay Jelqing Jivemug. by Jelq lover November 13, 2024
Get the Indian Jelqmug.