Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

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jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

by balaala June 18, 2024

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Shadow Jelq

A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.

"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"

by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024

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Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated

in the corner of his room you see jelq bot

by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024

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Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.

I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch

by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022

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Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

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