Jihadistan

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.

Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017

Ass Jihad

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.

Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.

by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008

Space Jihad

To use an RPG and a jet pack at the same time

that's it I'm going space jihad your dumbass

by Stauder241 May 4, 2008

crimson jihad

The terrorist group in ARRRRNIE film - TRUE LIES

"i will destroy crimson jihad, YAAUUUUU" - Arnie

by ARNIE MAN September 27, 2007

jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.

Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil

by $wervy December 5, 2013

Jeradith

A grey hat hacker who's skills cannot be matched. They typically come from the town of Spalding, Lincolnshire and are not very sociable. 100% Roman Catholic but has a streak of violence unseen since the downfall of regional ITV idents and , for whatever reason, cannot finish their own sentences without some external cranberry.

You're totally a Jeradith.

by Jeradith April 14, 2021

fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016